Weird Horror Missed Connections
Walking alone in an abandoned hospital you see a very attractive ghost wearing workout clothes. You want to say something to her, but she is busy howling and floating around the room with all the hands...
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Making America Gross Again
The American Dream is dead. In our sterile hospitals, instruments are washed and wounds are packed with gauze. In immaculate homes, our hands are endlessly sanitized and our surfaces scrubbed with...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu ’90s Solo Project – The Toné Out of Space
The year is 1993. Bill Clinton is president, grunge is hitting its flannel stride, gangstsa rap rules on the Westside, and unthinkable horrors lurk just beyond the threshold. This sense of American...
View ArticleWTF, D&D: Cthulhu ’90s Solo Project – The Toné Out of Space (Part 2)
When we left off our investigation, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes had been contacted by her FBI friend, Wolf, to check out an unusual crime scene. A deformed body and strange burn marks had been discovered at...
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WTF, D&D: The Monsters of “Rifts: Chaos Earth”
Rifts: Chaos Earth is a 2003 offshoot of Palladium’s Rifts Megaverse setting. It takes place right after the rifts appeared all over the earth and players become involved in the ensuing chaos of...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu ’90s Solo Project – Serving the Servants
The year is still 1993. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is about to discover the Tone Out of Space, Eazy-E and Station are in Egypt investigating a meteor, and Kurt Cobain has gone missing. But has he really...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu ’90s Solo Project – Serving the Servants (Part 2)
The year is 1993. Eazy-E is somewhere in Egypt with Station investigating a meteor and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is blasting a flamethrower at Tony Toni Tone. Kurt Cobain drank ayahuasca, met his dead...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic
The year is 1993. Kurt Cobain is drinking ayahuasca in the desert and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is getting Toned up. Compton-based troubadour Eazy-E is joined by the flute-playing horror Station on an...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic (Part 2)
The year is 1993. Kurt Cobain is off in the desert looking in his heart-shaped box and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is doing some Tone-policing back in the USA. Meanwhile, Eazy-E and Station have traveled to...
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WTF, D&D: Cthulhu 90s Solo Project – Straight Out of Coptic (Part 3)
It’s 1993. Yo! MTV Raps is still on the air, Kurt Cobain is battling his own and sundry other demons in Texas, and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is up to her eye black in Tonies. Halfway across the world, in...
View ArticleWTF, D&D: Stevefeld’s Hooks About Nothing for Any Setting
Real life isn’t all about destroying the lich king’s phylactery or blowing up the Matrix. If you’re looking for an evening of pure roleplaying with your gaming group, try giving them nothing to do with...
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Mommy Guru Gail: Are Cleanses Right for Your Baby’s Toxins?
Summer is here, mommies, and we all want to look and feel great, whether we’re in the mall or in the mangroves. We think of our little ones as boundlessly energetic, but I recently noticed my youngest,...
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Mommy Guru Gail: Finding NO Moments is Key to Mommy Serenity
I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I make mistakes. Every mommy does. Even mistakes the jelly eyes see from among their glistening branches. In my experience, most of my mistakes come from...
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WTF, D&D: Ghostbusters RPG “The Fargo Franchise”
West End Games’ movie tie-in Ghostbusters RPG was released in 1986. That’s three years before there was even a sequel to Ghostbusters, so this was very much prime Ghost Busters time. The game was a...
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WTF, D&D: Ghostbusters RPG “The Fargo Franchise” (Part 2)
When last we left the intrepid Ghostbusters of the Fargo franchise, they had attempted to drum up some business with a publicity stunt on the outskirts Bemidji, Minnesota. Their efforts to rid the...
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WTF, D&D: Hard Ticket to Baghdad 1: Kuwait Beach Party
Zack: Heyyy, Steve! Long time no talk! Steve: I thought you might have died. Or joined ISIS. Zack: I don’t think I could stand wearing black in the desert like those guys. That’s a serious commitment...
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WTF, D&D: Hard Ticket to Baghdad 2: Shore Leave
Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: Kurt Cobain, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, and the unspeakably cursed Eazy-E, along with their flutist guy Friday Station, have traveled to Bongo Island, Kuwait, to lay...
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WTF, D&D: Hard Ticket to Baghdad 3: California Love
Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: The real Bill Hicks aka Alex Jones arrived in Kuwait in a float plane and picked up Kurt Cobain, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, and their tentacled companion Station....
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WTF, D&D: Hard Ticket to Baghdad 4: Real Muthafuckin’ G’s
Previously on Hard Ticket to Baghdad: Eazy-E has traveled to the throne room of Saddam Hussein under the guise of Pauly Shore, but he is experiencing unspeakably strange sensations that threaten to...
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The Horny Horror Artwork and Miniatures of Kingdom Death
Kingdom Death is a narrative board game described as “boutique” which means “expensive as hell.” A Kickstarter for the game in 2016 raised over 12 million dollars and current unopened copies of the...
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